GAMMA-FUELED FRENZY BLINKER HAZE

This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready to see the maddest show on earth! It's our pal the Incredible Hulk and he's lost it on the blinkers. We bet you won't believe your eyes. Those little lights are gonna be flashin'fast faster than a speeding train. Brace yourselves 'cause this is one wild ride you won't wanna forget. Expect the unexpected! Prepare for blinding